10 May 2014
Today’s adventure with the Book Bandits – Missed ya Lisa.
The prompts are:
- Go ahead, what’s the worst that can happen
- Normal, I guess
- Will you take four?
“How much do you want for that washer?” she asked.
“Five hundred dollars.”
“That seems a bit exorbitant since one of the settings is missing. Will you take four?”
“What are you talking about? There’s no missing settings.”
“There sure is,” she shot back. “Look at this dial. The setting names have been worn down and one is completely missing.”
“Normal, I guess. I can make out ‘Delicate’ and ‘Heavy Duty’ so the missing one must be ‘Normal’ right?
“I’ll tell you one thing, you’re not normal. This is a garage sale. You buy used things here. The machine works. All the settings work. I can write ‘Normal’ on the dial with a Sharpie if it helps.”
“If you’re going to graffiti the machine then I can only go three,” she said.
“Lady, if you’ll go away, I’ll let you have it for two fifty and, I’ll have my boys load it on your truck for you.”
“I don’t know,” she sighed, pursed her lips and looked like she was giving is serious consideration. “What if I get it home and it doesn’t work?” she asked.
“Bring it back,” he said, “I’ll refund your money. Go ahead, what’s the worst that can happen?”
“Well, you could move,” she said. “Is this a garage sale or a moving sale? What if I try to bring it back and you’ve moved out of state? What if you move to North Dakota? I don’t want to drive all the way to North Dakota just to return a faulty washing machine.”
“It’s not faulty.” he said.
“That’s what you say. But, there’s no ‘Normal’ here. That concerns me.”
“Lady, do you want the machine or what?”
“Of course I want the machine. I just think one-fifty is a bit steep, price wise. I mean, it’s not normal, it’s covered with graffiti and I might have to drive to North Dakota if there are any service issues. I’ll give you seventy-five if you throw in a bottle of fabric softener.”
“Is Downy OK?”
Time is up. Put down your writing implements and step away from the paper.