Cletus, Bo and Zeke were walking the fence line through the woods.
“I been thinkin’,” Cletus mumbled, “If I had a penny fer ever’ stone in this wall, I’d be a rich man”
“I reckon that’s true,” Bo agreed, “but, if I had a dollar fer ever’ item in the Sears Catalogue I’d be richer than you.”
“Shore you would be,” Zeke offered, spurring the other two to nod in agreement, “but if I had a nickel fer ever’ dime y’all two have, I’d have half yer money.”
“Ahhhh,” they all said in unison, then silently pondered that idea.
Many thanks to my friend Jetgirl for introducing me to this challenge, the Friday Light and Shade Challenge. This is my first submission. Writers are allowed 100 words or less.
Two prompts – a photo and a quote:
. The Photo:

. The Quote:
If you don’t find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue.
. Sears, Roebuck, and Co., Consumer’s Guide, 1897
Thanks Tnkrr…just laughed out loud in the middle of an airport 🙂 love that one!
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🙂
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That Zeke is a right smart dude! Thank-you I enjoyed the laugh.
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I am happy that you laughed.
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Hahaha. But I wept a bit, too, as I’ve heard very similar conversations… Love the voices.
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Me too Kymm, me too. I have heard these guys.
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Wonderful dialogue, and the names were great.
(Welcome the the Challenge)
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Thank you. I’m happy to be here.
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That made me laugh – I can imagine these characters have lots of similar conversations (and I’d love to hear them!). Thanks for linking up and joining in.
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Thanks so much – your comment got caught up in my spam filter. I think I have it fixed now – hopefully won’t happen again. I am glad to be here.
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I loved the way this was constructed – the dialogue worked so well. I’ve heard the same intellectual standards with a few accents and I think you have caught it brilliantly. It is great to see you here, I hope you enjoy the challenge Lyssa M x
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Thanks for the comment Lyssa. You got delayed somewhat and I only saw it just now. Hope it is fixed. Thanks for the work you do organizing this challenge – I know it is not easy.
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HA HA HA! This was awesome!! Love this lighthearted ribbing of good friends.
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Keep giggling Kathy. Thanks for reading!
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Too funny! At first I blinked, then may have giggled a bit.
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Ahh, wonderful! Thank you.
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