Speakeasy #165: A Round Nosed Shovel


It began easily enough. There were three of us who hatched the plan, me, Ruben and Stan. We sat on my front porch that Friday night to suss out the details. Stan’s dad had one of those long, heavy iron bars to help with the digging but he wouldn’t be able to get his hands on a shovel. That was OK because Ruben and I could both get them. I knew that I could get two for sure, one with a round nose and one square. We chose Stan’s back yard because his house sat a little deeper in the valley and this should cut our total digging time. It must’ve been Stan who suggested the idea first, and Ruben took a little convincing, but eventually we all agreed.

“Do you know how many people have tried this?” Ruben asked skeptically. “What makes you think we can pull this off when nobody has ever done it before?”

Stan brushed his red hair back, out of his eyes and crossed his arms. Leaning back he announced confidently, “Nobody’s ever done it before only ‘cause we haven’t tried yet. We can fuckin’ do this man.” He turned his head and spat over the porch rail like he had to prove how tough he was. Ruben and I had always been in awe of Stan’s mastery of the profane.

“Yeah, I guess so,” Ruben said. He and I both nodded our heads in unison.

We agreed to meet at six in the morning at Stan’s. “Don’t ring the damn doorbell when you get there. Just come through the back gate and we can get started. I’ll be ready for you.” He stood; putting one hand on the railing and vaulted off the porch to the lawn. He picked up his bike. “Gotta go, Mom’s makin’ meatloaf tonight.”

“See ya Stan,” I said as he pedaled away.

“Can we really do this?” Ruben asked.

“You know how I feel, Ruben. I’m feeling good. I really think we can.”

“How long do you think it’ll take?” he asked.

“I’m not fuckin’ sure,” I replied, trying to sound like Stan, failing miserably. “I figure it’ll take all summer but just think – we’ll be famous.” I tried to spit over the porch rail but didn’t make it that far. Ruben pretended not to notice.

“Yeah, you’re right. Fuckin’ famous… see ya in the mornin’.” Ruben said as he stood and walked towards home. Ruben only lived two doors down from me. He hadn’t bothered to bring his bike.

I went into the garage and got the two shovels. I stuck them behind the boxwood hedge with my bike so I wouldn’t have to search in the morning. Then I went inside to see what Dad had made for dinner.

It was 5:30 when I got out of bed the next day. I pulled on a pair of cut off jeans and a T-shirt. Ruben was standing on the sidewalk with his little sister, Angie, when I came out the front door. “What the hell did you bring her for?” I asked him.

“Mom says that I gotta take care of her all day dude. Sorry.” He shrugged his shoulders. I looked at her. She had sticky red candy running down her chin and she smiled. Her teeth were red too.

We went down to Stan’s and set Angie up in the yard with the puppy and some cookies for entertainment. We got to work.

“You think it’ll take all summer?” Ruben asked Stan as he stood in the bottom of the two foot deep hole. “That’s what Jim guessed last night.”

“I think Jim’s a goddamn pessimist,” Stan said. “I reckon if we knuckle down we could bring Chinese fireworks back for the fourth of July.”

We worked the hole that entire Saturday and by sunset it was about 4 feet deep and we had hit rock. The next day Ruben’s mom made him stay at home with Angie. Stan and I went to the school yard and got in on a pickup ball game. We got back to that hole the next weekend when Stan’s dad found it and made us fill it in. We never did get to China that summer. We gave it everything we had but it wasn’t enough.


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31 thoughts on “Speakeasy #165: A Round Nosed Shovel

    • Sometimes I would plan a planting about the time that the kids wanted to dig. I’d tell them to dig wherever I wanted to plant. Saved some work sometimes.

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  1. Haha! Nice. I was wondering the whole time what they were digging for. Then the Chinese fireworks detail hit it home. That’s pretty fuckin’ brilliant lol!

    One detail I did notice that is kind of a critique…when you are doing dialogue and someone is saying something then addresses someone like “You’re fuckin’ right, dude.” for example, a comma would go between the words “right” and “dude”. Same if you said, “Dude, you’re fuckin’ right.” A comma would go after “dude”. Just a detail I thought maybe should be pointed out to you. I only say this because I am a stickler (although I’m no English major myself lol) for correctness, as are editors. I am myself a “superfluous comma” addict lol… I probably put commas where they don’t really need to be. But I’m sure of this comma placement. I heard that commas go wherever you hear a pause in the writing, so…anyway…just thought I’d give you a heads up. 🙂 Great story, though, for sure!

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  2. LOL! I love the way you describe the relationship between the three boys – and the realities of life interfering with their goal. Great take on the prompts! 🙂

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    • Gifted storyteller? Really? Come on – I’ve been reading your stuff – “bird as a verb?” brilliant.
      Thanks though. I appreciate it.

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  3. This was awesome. I’ve always thought about that as a kid, but never got to try it like those guys, even though the idea was always at the backof my head when I was diggin’ holes in the ground at the beach.
    How do you convey the young age of the characters and their naive, childish, innocent nature like that?

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  4. Thanks DS. I’m glad you liked it. As for your question, don’t tell anyone but I’m pretty childish and innocent myself! LOL

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  5. I tried this once. I think I was six…god only knows what I used to dig, but I found one of those old Christmas plates. Felt like an archaeologist! Fun story, Thom. Thanks for sharing this wonderful childhood nostalgia.

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  6. “…Stan’s mastery of the profane.” That phrase stood out for me, really like that phrase, nice way to put it.

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  7. This is a great story. At first, you tricked me into thinking that it was going to be something dark, but then the dawning awareness came, and I cracked up! I tried to dig a hole to China with my best friend when we were both about 9. Nice take on the prompts – very fun and creative.

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    • After my story about the schizophrenic shop assistant I couldn’t go dark again this soon. I am so glad that you enjoyed it. I coulda used a lot more words though.
      Thanks.

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  8. I thought you were going to China with this one – and was so glad I was right! I love this. I had to laugh when badass Stan hurried home for the meatloaf. Wonderful detail and well-told!

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  9. In primary school we once imagined drilling a hole all the way to Australia (at first I didn’t get the “digging to china” because in Europe it’s Australia). We also dug up stones to use as currency for the many “shops” in the “field” selling anything from other stones to flowers or daisy chains and if you were lucky there might be a few unwanted cards.
    I really liked this 🙂

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  10. I really liked your sentence constructions in this, Tnkerr. I could tell from the second sentence that the narrator was a kid, even before you explained it. Great job!

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