Next Time – Rhino Horn

Annie pushed the half full plate of shellfish towards her new friend, “Go on baby, have the rest.” She’d heard about the effect these bivalve mollusks had on men; and she was eager to confirm it tonight.

“Thanks, never had these before,” he wiped his itchy, watery eyes and picked up another oyster. As he sluiced it down; another bright red wheal appeared on his neck.