Gargleblaster · writing


Grock is a knuckle-dragger who usually gets his way.

At the doctors office he always eats the stethoscopes; and the tongue depressors.

He loves calibrated sphygmomanometers for dessert.

He won’t eat thermometers though. They give him really stinky farts.


12 thoughts on “Grock

  1. See, the thing that’s buggin me is this: I want to know how you read, “fart,” and “thermometer” and come up with a knuckle-dragging character named Grock who eats medical supplies and instruments. These are the things that vex me at 8:45 on a Friday night.

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