Grock is a knuckle-dragger who usually gets his way.
At the doctors office he always eats the stethoscopes; and the tongue depressors.
He loves calibrated sphygmomanometers for dessert.
He won’t eat thermometers though. They give him really stinky farts.
tnkerr-Writing Prompts and Practice 
See, the thing that’s buggin me is this: I want to know how you read, “fart,” and “thermometer” and come up with a knuckle-dragging character named Grock who eats medical supplies and instruments. These are the things that vex me at 8:45 on a Friday night.
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I love the way your mind works.
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I want to know how come you can spell “sphygmomanometer” and use it in a sentence!
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Just lucky I guess?
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I’m impressed. I can’t pronounce it, much less spell it
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Oh right, it’s all that mercury. The grock equivalent of… radish? Or beans, give or take.
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Yeah! Like that.
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I don’t blame Grock; I wouldn’t eat the thermometers either.
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It’s the mercury in the thermometer. It gives everyone farts…among other things. Loved this.
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I know. It gets really old hearing “congratulations on your win!”
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Thank you kindly. These shapeshifters can be really tough
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Yes! I am a bit intimidated, but will participate again.
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