The A&B Building was made entirely from driftwood. At least that was what they said, but I was skeptical. I questioned the structural integrity of driftwood.
Now, I don’t want to brag, or anything, but you usually gotta get up pretty early in the morning to pull one over on me so, I stationed myself across the street from the A&B and studied the building. I wanted to expose the lie. I wanted to rocket to fame, and cement my place in the halls of investigative journalism. This A&B scam was going to be my launching pad.
The first thing I noticed was glass in the windows. Then I saw the electrical drop. That clinched it.
But I was wrong. The A&B spokeswoman responded to my tell-all article in “The Tattler”.
I had never heard of transparent trees. Trees that folks seldom notice because, well, they’re transparent.
I had never heard of the rare copperwood tree?