She was shopping,
a taffeta frock caught her eye.
When the clerk brought out a selection of bags and bangles
and glibly asked, “puis-je vous intéresser à accoutrements?”
Linda fell into an accessory induced coma.
An ambulance was summoned.
3rd Place – An Honor – Many thanks and well done to all who participated!
tnkerr-Writing Prompts and Practice 
Is there such a thing as a bronze tiara? Hmm…well, congrats to you and your accessory induced coma anyway!
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Linda is the one who fell into the coma and a bronze tiara would probably only have exacerbated the problem.
Thanks
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