Ripped From the Pages of Craig’s List – Rowena, TX
Bonnie seeking a Clyde. SF 19 yo with an unquenchable lust for adventure, seeks a partner in crime. Must be 20-25 yo and willing to assist in upcoming spree. Experience with automatic weapons is a plus although will consider training for the right Clyde.
I like smooth jazz, robberies, mayhem, sweet drinks with umbrellas, and strolling on the beach.
You should like girls who like the things I like. Sound like you? Ring me up 555-4756. Hurry, I’m anxious to get started.