Written for the Daily Prompt; Assumption
“How could this possibly have happened?”
“Well, I assumed… ”
“You made an assumption? YOU MADE AN ASSUMPTION? Don’t you know what happens when you make an assumption? It makes an ass out of you and Umption.”
“That’s not quite how it goes, boss.”
“Shut up!”
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An issue for Uption’s cousins Certain and Cension, as well, I should imagine.
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Ha, ha! You are probably undoubtedly correct!
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I asked Umption’s brother Ociation what he thought about the matter. He shrugged. “My brother has always been an Ass, so, whatever.”
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So funny. I think Boss is making assumptions now.
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