“We’re lost.”

“We’re not lost, I know exactly where we are.”

“How do you know where we are?”

“I’ve got the map. I’m looking at the map. Pull over up here and I’ll show you.”


“OK, where are we?”

She pointed to the map, “We’re right here.”

“On the river?”

“No, on this highway.”

“What highway?”

“Right here where I’m pointing. On this highway.”

“You’re not pointing at a highway.”

“Of course I am. It’s clear as day.”

“The blue lines are rivers, not highways. The highways are marked in black. The freeways are in white.”

“How do you know?”

“Look at the Legend, it’ll show you.”

“Where’s that?”

“It’ll be in the corner somewhere.”


“Shit,” she said, “We’re lost.”

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