“I don’t have to go, Dad.”
“I’ll bet you do, son. We ate all that salmon last night. Salmon meat is really rich. Hold on, hold on. Ahhhh… there ya go. I feel better.”
“Oh Jeez, Dad; I think I need to move upwind. My eyes are burning.”
“Just stay where you are boy and take care of your business. We’re bears. We’re in the woods… This here is what we do.”
Seriously? Just keep the chuckles rollin’
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very clever!!!
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