The Missing Daily Prompt: “BOOM”

The Missing Daily Prompt
“BOOM”

 ***

“I was good tonight,” I thought to myself as I settled back into the seat of my custom made luxury coach.  I nodded my head to Hiram and he pulled the door shut.  He put her in gear and pulled away from the curb in front of the auditorium.  The rest of the band was in the other bus.  Really an insufferable lot they were, I was glad to have my own coach – with a picture of me on the side, larger than life. “BOOM – World Tour” it said.

“All the way to Natchez, Hiram,” I shouted to the front of the bus.

“Yes sir, Mr. Bum” he responded.

“It’s BOOM, Hiram.  BOOM, with all capital letters, it’s not Bum.  How many times do I have to tell you!  All the real stars have one name, Sting, Madonna, Sade, Moby and me.  But I’m the only one who spells it in all caps.  It makes me stand out.  It sets me apart. It defines me. It lets the world know just how cool I really am.”

“Sorry, Mr. Bum” Hiram says, the cords on my neck begin to stand out as my face contorts, “My accent, ya know.  Bum is just the way I pronounce Bum.  No disrespect sir.”

“Work on it Hiram.” I say and slip the headphones on.  What an ingrate, what a Maroon.

 ***

For reasons unknown I can’t see the daily prompt today.  I made up my own.  I will set all the appropriate links, pingbacks, and other assorted stuff that I need to do later, I hope, but I had the Jones to write something.

  1. Daily Prompt: Those Dishes Won’t Do Themselves (Unfortunately) | Basically Beyond Basic
  2. Pipework | Perspectives on life, universe and everything
  3. The Travels of Zack | The Jittery Goat
  4. Daily Prompt: Those Dishes Won’t Do Themselves (Unfortunately) | Incidents of a Dysfunctional Spraffer
  5. Daily Prompt: Those Clotheses Won’t Fold Themselves | Under the Monkey Tree
  6. Home | My Little Avalon
  7. Daily Prompt: Those Clothes Won’t Fold Themselves | Under the Monkey Tree
  8. Hoover Wizard | Mara Eastern’s Personal Blog
  9. Daily Prompt: Those Dishes Won’t Do Themselves (Unfortunately) | Awl and Scribe
  10. Just a dustrag | marjanitalarosa
  11. Home – Daily Post | Linda Long Writes!
  12. A Hero’s Home | L5GN
  13. Home is where love lives – Daily Prompt | alienorajt
  14. Lime kilns and float homes | Exploratorius
  15. Household Tasks
  16. Don’t make me do the cooking! | A mom’s blog
  17. I Do Not Do Anything Anyways | Lisa’s Kansa Muse
  18. Chore Lists, Unmatched Socks and One Medieval Monk | meanderedwanderings
  19. The Damned Vacuum- I say that lovingly | The Shotgun Girls
  20. The Superstitions attached with Putting the Silverware Away « psychologistmimi
  21. Chores… | Kate Murray
  22. Daily Prompt: Home | Tommia’s Tablet
  23. Daily Prompt: Those Dishes Won’t Do Themselves (Unfortunately) | Being a Huntress
  24. Folding | Active Army Wife
  25. The Toddler Chore Challenge | The Pinterested Parent
  26. Ironing | Life is great
  27. Ugh, dishes.. | Relax
  28. It’s a Chore | The Zombies Ate My Brains
  29. PERFECT EXCEPT FOR THE DUST BUNNIES | Serendipity
  30. Dishes! | Wanderlein
  31. Dark Night of the Sink / Daily Prompt | I’m a Writer, Yes I Am
  32. Daily Prompt: Those Dishes Won’t Do Themselves (Unfortunately) | Sued51’s Blog
  33. Why Can’t The Dishes | Flowers and Breezes
  34. Daily Prompt: These Clothes Won’t Arrange Themselves | Thoughtless Prattler
  35. Daily Prompt: Home | The Wandering Poet
  36. The Bearded Infant | thejimmieG
  37. Daily Post: Home | Destino
  38. Those Dishes Won’t Do Themselves (Unfortunately) | The Nameless One

Sorry, Michelle W.  my schedule today dictates I move forward.  I will try to make up for it tomorrow.

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